The Evolutionary Purpose of Sunglasses

> You know why people wear sunglasses?

< Why?

> For the same reason people say, "White lie".

> Because the eyes are the windows to the soul.

< What?

> Think about it. That's vulnerability. That's weakness. That's humanity. Who wants that?

< People who aren't sociopaths?

> When I look at man, I see an arms race between deception, penetration, and manipulation. Sunglasses take one step ahead.

< I thought it was just if it was bright outside.

> That too.